Wednesday, April 25, 2012

Dear Brian McKnight get your ‘Squirt on’

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Dear Brian McKnight,
Don’t let these mutha phuckas hate on you bruh. I’m not a fan of yours because you cry to much for a poetical thug like me. I mean I haven’t supported a dark skin R&B Crybaby since Keith Sweat was singing “Make it Last Forever” but I respect artist that take chances.
Yester people had twitter (Follow me @nercity) and Facebook cracking about your video & new song.




Talking about you being “too old” and “bootys” but I’m like “Phuck dat!” If you want to get your freak on in your late 30’s early 40’s then s*** go ahead. Phuck those haters. With Viagra  & 'Hen'  older cats are able to get their 'boink' on big time.
Marvin Gaye wanted “Sexual Healing” in his 40’s. Hell in this picture he look at least 44 & drunk! Let’s not talk about “Let’s Get it On!”
And we can’t forget about Teddy Pendergrass.  He wasn’t in his 20’s either singing “Turn off the lights” Dude looks like a dirty Karate Teacher in this picture .



Then they were dissing  your lyrical content just because you were singing about “Squirting”. What's wrong about talking about women squirting? Katie Perry squirts !
I really think black people have selected memory from all the Chicken* they eat because how is an old azz singer like you able to compete nowadays if you don’t talk about “Squirting”. I mean LoveRance had the clubs bumping with “I’ll Beat the P**** Up?” http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LsnP8FDdVOo and most of the women complaining dance to it. How are you suppose to compete with these young dudes?

 Plus that skinny dude Tyga has “Rack City”  So why can’t you talk about “Squirting”??? That’s age discrimination if you ask me?



You already got fired from "The Apprentice" & nobody watches your TV show  so all you have left is singing.  

So sing songs teaching women how to away if they want too!
I mean it could be worse you could be doing Burger King commercials singing about “Crispy chicken”
MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRYYYYYYY!!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eHh0bqD78b0

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