What up? When it comes to having it first...I'm that dude.
When people were shooting in Richmond,
Ca over the Air Jordan Concords 
I was at the crib eating Cream of Wheat laffing because I had them 'shitz' weeks ago cause I'm that "first" kinda dude. First to rock J's around here, first to rock a Gumby back in the day too. Waaaaaaauyy Before Bobby Brown 
Ask him!
Ask him! I was chilling one day on the Bart and Bobby Brown sat right next to me. I was like "Oh, shit, you're Bobby Brown why you on the Bart?" Bobby was like "Just getting some weed off 71st" He seen my haircut and was like "Phuck is that?" I was like "It's my Gumby!" Bob then said "That shit looks crazy!" I told him "Man, don't worry about my haircut b****, you better worry about putting out a new album because New Edition 
is killing you with their new album." Bobby was like "What? How you know? And how did you hear it?"
is killing you with their new album." Bobby was like "What? How you know? And how did you hear it?" I said "Because I'm FIRST to have s*** phucka and if you don't like it I don't give a s*** because it's My Prerogative!"
Few months later this dude comes out with an album called "Don't Be Cruel" and a song called........
A.T.A.B.!!?
Doesn't matter though because, years later I became nerCity
while he became Bobby Brown 
the crackhead dude that looked likehe was in the movie "New Jack City"
Bottom line like I said earlier "I'm that "First kinda dude".
Lance & Mia come back from a two week vacation in Turks and Caicos after celebrating their 10 year anniversary. YES “10 Years!!!’ Black people CAN stay married.
While Lance is sitting on the couch Mia is gigglinig and looking at her phone. Lance ask
Lance- “What are you giggling about?
Mia- “Nothing. *giggles*”
Lance- “Nothing huh? I didn’t know mutha %@#$ giggle about nothing?”
Mia- “Why you tripping?”
Lance- “Why you lying?”
Mia-“I’m just laughing about something Harper sent me”
LANCE FLASHES!!!
He flips over the couch and yells out “Really? Harper? How long you gonna let this captain save a wife a** n**** keep popping up in our life?”
and “BANG!” shoots Mia in the thigh. She falls faster than Beyonce trying to do too much in high heels
Lance then says- “Uhh huh? It hurts don't it!? Next time it’ll be your shoulder. Never talk down to a pimp! I’m about to go to the store and get some milk and when I get back those tears better be dried, chicken fried and that blood better be cleaned off my chinchilla rug! And don't get any crazy ideas because I have goons that stay bringing the pain on females. TRUTH!"
Door slams!
Mia calls her home girl that she use to “Dance” with Ronnie.
Mia- *sniffle*
Ronnie- “What up trick? Ya man shoot you in the thigh again over that n****?”
Mia- *sniffle…yes*
Ronnie- “I told you he wasn’t s***. But don’t trip, I gotcha. I’ll call my cousins and get him dealt with”
Mia- *Sniffle*
Meanwhile Ricky…I mean “Lance” is walking with his boy from the hood Tre 
to get some milk when all of a sudden a red colored car rolls up on them.
Lance’s dumb a** runs straight instead of doing the hood ‘zig zag’ 
when people are shooting and gets shot “BLAM!” Tre yells “RIIIIIICKY!!!” but it’s too late. Lance ½ brother Dough Boy 
comes and picks them up and takes him to his ratchet mom’s house. But it's too late. Ricky..I mean Lance is dead.
to get some milk when all of a sudden a red colored car rolls up on them.
Lance’s dumb a** runs straight instead of doing the hood ‘zig zag’ 
when people are shooting and gets shot “BLAM!” Tre yells “RIIIIIICKY!!!” but it’s too late. Lance ½ brother Dough Boy comes and picks them up and takes him to his ratchet mom’s house. But it's too late. Ricky..I mean Lance is dead. 
was already in jail for impersonating an actress & shooting up a Jamie Foxx party during All Star Weekend 
Harper goes crazy because his “secrete lover” & best friend whose wife he used to smash dies and catches a case so he starts taking suspect pictures with little dogs.
Quentin took his pimpin to another level, moved to Memphis, got a record deal as a rapper, started sipping on ‘Sizzurp’ with LiL Wayne and spend most of his life looking at lava lamps.
decided to stop getting "smashed by the homies" & fooling with black men and started dating innocent looking white men. Unfortunately the one she ended up dating left her a** because she didn't help him pull out the car after a serious car accident. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X4eMFYW2Kmg
while Jordan got caught up with a poet (No not me), 
some 4-9 dude who rode a moped through the southside of Chicago. 
If you wish to get a copy of the script or bootleg dvd hit me up on my twtter @nercity
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