10 Reasons why you should go see the movie "Red Tails"

This is NOT your friendly neighborhood blog.

What up?

So this weekend is Dr. Martin Luther King Jr's Holiday weekend. Some of my people will be on the Freedom Train in his honoring his memory& some might go to Ratchet parties over the weekend and ride the Night Train destroying his memory .

Today I got word that a new movie is coming out called "Red Tails" it's a story about the legendary Tuskegee Air men and their battles in the air and with their fellow Americans during World War 2. and yeah I know they already made a movie about the Tuskegee Airmen but they also made hella versions of a white person going into the hood, stealing our culture and dancing better than us didn't they
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Reports have come out that George Lucas (The creator of "Star Wars") tried to make this movie several times and it took 20 years for it to come out because Hollywood didn't want to fund it. They didn't think that an all black cast could bring in big money. That's hella racist .

But I'm not going to get into how blacks get treated in Hollywood, or how Cuba & Terrance are horrible actors. ESPECIALLY Terrance Howard, this mutha phucka plays the same role tell em Jamie Fox http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aPIDBEaoov4

I'm just saying "GO SUPPORT!"

And here are 10 reasons why you should support this movie.

10. If you watched all of "Pootie Tang"  then you should see Red Tail
9. If you've watched all of "Jason's Lyrics" then you should see Red Tails

8. If your children have bad teeth  because you gave them 'Red' juice instead of water in their sippy cup.
    Take them to the dentist then take them to see Red Tails

7. If you haven't read a book in the last 2 months. (No phucka XXL and Essence are magazines!)
    Then go see Red Tails

6. If you were late with your Jan 2012 rent because you went "P-Diddy" on X-Mas shopping ?
     Then Go see Red Tails
5. If you are a female with ratchet pictures of yourself on facebook? Then go see Red Tail
4. If you're a MALE and have ratchet pics on FB. Please do NOT Friend request me, but PLEASE go see
     Red Tail
3. If you have 6 or more songs on your IPod of Rick Ross "ROSAY!" Got see Red Tail
2. White people, I haven't forgotten about you. If you tell people "I'm not racist, I have black friends" then
     take those 2 black friends to see this movie. AND PAY!

and the #1 reason you should go see this movie....is because if they don't then we'll get more fuckery movies like Madea goes to the Compton Swap meat or some stupid s*** like that and you KNOW Spike Lee  aint gonna care for that s*** so "Do the Right Thing" and support the movie.

Oh, and props to George Lucas for putting this movie out. It's about time you did something right for black people since you had Billy D. Williams play the ONLY black man in space until Samuel L came along and Jar Jar Binkswas the 3115 version of Jimmy Walker!

Have a great weekend!

I have the script for "The Best Man pt 2".

This isn't your friendly neighborhood blog.

What up? When it comes to having it first...I'm that dude.
When people were shooting in Richmond,  Ca over the Air Jordan Concords

I was at the crib eating Cream of Wheat laffing because I had them 'shitz' weeks ago cause I'm that "first" kinda dude. First to rock J's around here, first to rock a Gumby back in the day too. Waaaaaaauyy Before Bobby Brown Ask him!

I was chilling one day on the Bart and Bobby Brown sat right next to me. I was like "Oh, shit, you're Bobby Brown why you on the Bart?" Bobby was like "Just getting some weed off 71st" He seen my haircut and was like "Phuck is that?" I was like "It's my Gumby!" Bob then said "That shit looks crazy!" I told him "Man, don't worry about my haircut b****, you better worry about putting out a new album because New Edition is killing you with their new album." Bobby was like "What? How you know? And how did you hear it?"

I said "Because I'm FIRST to have s*** phucka and if you don't like it I don't give a s*** because it's My Prerogative!"

Few months later this dude comes out with an album called "Don't Be Cruel" and a song called........

A.T.A.B.!!?

Doesn't matter though because, years later I became nerCity

 while he became Bobby Brown the crackhead dude that looked like

he was in the movie "New Jack City"

Bottom line like I said earlier "I'm that "First kinda dude".

So it shouldn’t be any surprise that I’m first to see the script to the movie sequel to the famous black chick flick “The Best Man” called “The Best Man Pt. 2”?

If you’re between the ages of 25-45 then you gotta know about the movie “The Best Man”. It’s up there on EVVVVVERY sista’s “Fav movie list” with

It’s kinda like a hood/ethnic “Pretty Woman” or “Notebook”.

Anyways here’s the rundown on the sequel.....
Lance & Mia come back from a two week vacation in Turks and Caicos after celebrating their 10 year anniversary. YES “10 Years!!!’ Black people CAN stay married.

While Lance is sitting on the couch Mia is gigglinig and looking at her phone. Lance ask

Lance- “What are you giggling about?
Mia- “Nothing. *giggles*”
Lance- “Nothing huh? I didn’t know mutha %@#$ giggle about nothing?”
Mia- “Why you tripping?”
Lance- “Why you lying?”
Mia-“I’m just laughing about something Harper sent me”
LANCE FLASHES!!!
He flips over the couch and yells out “Really? Harper? How long you gonna let this captain save a wife a** n**** keep popping up in our life?”

Mia replies- “As long as you keep hanging out with Vivica A. Fox!”

S*** gets real!  Lance walks back to his room, comes back with his 9 and “BANG!” shoots Mia in the thigh.
She falls faster than Beyonce trying to do too much in high heels

Last time an NFL player got this reckless with a gun was Plaxico

Lance then says- “Uhh huh? It hurts don't it!? Next time it’ll be your shoulder. Never talk down to a pimp! I’m about to go to the store and get some milk and when I get back those tears better be dried, chicken fried and that blood better be cleaned off my chinchilla rug! And don't get any crazy ideas because I have goons that stay bringing the pain on females. TRUTH!"


Door slams!
Mia calls her home girl that she use to “Dance” with Ronnie.

Mia- *sniffle*
Ronnie- “What up trick? Ya man shoot you in the thigh again over that n****?”
Mia- *sniffle…yes*
Ronnie- “I told you he wasn’t s***. But don’t trip, I gotcha. I’ll call my cousins and get him dealt with”
Mia- *Sniffle*

Meanwhile Ricky…I mean “Lance” is walking with his boy from the hood Tre  to get some milk when all of a sudden a red colored car rolls up on them. Lance’s dumb a** runs straight instead of doing the hood ‘zig zag’ when people are shooting and gets shot “BLAM!” Tre yells “RIIIIIICKY!!!” but it’s too late. Lance ½ brother Dough Boy   comes and picks them up and takes him to his ratchet mom’s house. But it's too late. Ricky..I mean Lance is dead.

Mia gets caught (sources think it was Merch that snitch because you know his b*** a** can't hold secrets) and goes to jail for Murder. Her cousin Diamond  was already in jail for impersonating an actress & shooting up a Jamie Foxx party during All Star Weekend 

Harper goes crazy because his “secrete lover” & best friend whose wife he used to smash dies and catches a case so he starts taking suspect pictures with little dogs.

Merch- no longer takes Harpers calls because he’s too busy singing in a Scottish boy band named “3 Scotts and a Negro”

Quentin took his pimpin to another level, moved to Memphis, got a record deal as a rapper, started sipping on ‘Sizzurp’ with LiL Wayne and spend most of his life looking at lava lamps.

While Shelby  decided to stop getting "smashed by the homies" & fooling with black men and started dating innocent looking white men. Unfortunately the one she ended up dating left her a** because she didn't help him pull out the car after a serious car accident. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X4eMFYW2Kmg

Now you might be asking "What about Jordan Armstrong & Robin"??? Well they both started dating bum a** dudes. Robin dated some Nino Brown looking construction worker while Jordan got caught up with a poet (No not me), some 4-9 dude who rode a moped through the southside of Chicago.

If you wish to get a copy of the script or bootleg dvd hit me up on my twtter @nercity